#james is fed up

[fallintomidnight]

Sirius, after crying about something that happened in grimauld place : "James, can I ask you something?"

James, holding sirius' hand for comfort : "Ofcourse pads, you know you can ask me anything..."

Sirius, looks at James nervously : "Is my eyeliner smudged up?"

James :

Sirius :

James, sighs incredulously: "A little bit."

[that-bitch-kat3]

Lily: what are the chances that remus and sirius don't know they're in love with each other?

James: HIGH

Lily: no way, they must at least suspect

James: Wanna bet? I'll put all of my money on them knowing NOTHING

[flaminandgooo]

The reason why we didn't see more of Rhodey past that one scene in the first ep of tftws is because he would have taken one good look at Sam and Bucky doing their weird mating ritual bickering and would have shoved them into the first empty room he could find and told them to sort their shit out. He doesn't get paid enough to deal with this and lost patience for this type of idiocy after years of watching Tony and Pepper. It won’t happen again. Not on his watch.

[danadiadea]

Who is a bully in the same way as Severus Snape? Calls a child an idiot, punishes excessively sometimes, shows student bias? Hagrid and Minerva.

Who is a bully in the same way as James Potter? Raises defenceless people up in the air, baring their body without their concent for strangers to see, just to have a laugh? The Death Eaters.

[mothlau]

brain filled with jegulus uni au where james walks into the wrong lecture, all tired and sleep deprived, with baby harry on his chest. cue regulus falling in love with the hot dilf that doesn't belong in his post modernism class and who he knows for a fact is sirius' best friend

first chapter is officially out :) 

[papa-evershed]

Rob James-Collier as Saul Silva FATE: THE WINX SAGA

[lexithwrites]

New throuple alert—Barty is the freaky scary one, Regulus is the grumpy quiet one, and James is the happy outgoing one (and they’re animals in bed together)

[saudrag]

baby on board the enterprise! attention, baby on board the enterprise!

[fanart247]

I was bored of doing my psych project

[deathnguts]

Harry getting fed up with Sirius’ ‘you’re not enough like James’ attitude and being like “I’m so hungry I could eat your drowned brother you don’t let anyone mention around you”

[deviousdevilx]

House MD Season 2 Episode 7: Hunting

[marc--chilton]

house: what does a horse and i have in common?

wilson, sighing: i don't know. hung?

house: well yeah. that and the ketamine

[unvsannvs]

I can imagine House being sick in those sweet little sickfics we all know and love except he’s an asshole who, when given a specific friend who’s there to tolerate his shit and help him get better, decides to sneeze at him, cough on his food, and so on so forth until one of them decides to just smooch the other; either one of them initiating it makes sense

[vomits0cutely]

James: [in a costume] And on the third day-

Remus: [who has mistaken James’ Dumduldore costume to a Jesus Christ costume]

James: Jesus made boobs.

Lily: oh god! ..wait-

Marlene: is this blasphemy?

James: and he was like “nice”

[myloveforhergoeson]

i just KNOW logan tried to get the other boys to play dnd once. kendall made a paladin, carlos made a barbarian, and james made a bard, but they just kept arguing in whatever situation logan put their characters in and could never come to a decision about how to go about their quests lol

[onehundredflamingos]

4 / map / 576 words / NSFW

Unofficial jegulus microfic with @emlovessid

“How much longer until I get off the freeway?” Regulus asked, eyes darting to James in the passenger seat before going back to the road before them.

Shit.

“It, uh, it was a few miles back, actually,” James replied, sheepishly.

Regulus groaned. “For fuck’s sake, James, give me the map.”

“No,” James whined. “I’m doing the music too!” He was being a brat, but he didn’t want to give up control of the maps and the music, not to mention that he was texting Sirius; Regulus never paid enough attention to him on road trips so he knew he would be bored without his phone.

“You’ve lost your privileges,” Regulus huffed, putting his hand out like a disciplining parent, which gave James an idea…

“Please let me keep my phone, Daddy.”

Regulus’ head whipped to the side, pupils blowing wide. “W-what did you call me?”

“Oh, you like that, I didn’t really think you would like that,” James said, grinning. Regulus’ eyes were back on the road now, but James could tell that he still had Regulus’ full attention. “Maybe,” James added, still spurned on by Regulus’ reaction to the pet name, “if I suck your dick right now you’ll forgive me for missing the exit, hm?”

Regulus let out a small sound from the back of his throat, a whimper of acquiescence as James ran his hand up Regulus’ thigh, palmed his cock roughly through his jeans.

James worked open the button of Regulus’ pants with one hand before sliding his hand in, rubbing his fingers up and down his hard length, soft pads against the smooth flesh of his cock. He pulled his hand out and pushed Regulus’ underwear down in the front, watching as his cock sprung free.

“Mmm, Daddy, you’re so hard for me already,” James crooned, desperate to dive down and get his mouth around him.

“St-stop calling me that,” Regulus breathed.

James looked around, ensuring no cars were too close to them, before finally leaning down and into Regulus. He laughed against the head of his cock, mumbling a quick, “but you like it,” before taking it fully into his mouth all at once.

He didn’t plan to take Regulus slow, not while they were in the car—he tightened his lips around Regulus’ shaft, hollowing his cheeks and bobbing his head quickly. James knew it would be a race against time, a race against all of the cars around them, against any law enforcement on the road.

Regulus instantly tried to buck his hips, seatbelt stalling his movement, a soft whimper escaping his lips. “Fuck, James!”

He pressed a hand into James’ hair, pushing him deeper onto Regulus’ cock. James forced himself to relax his throat, to take all of him. He bobbed his head faster, the way Regulus was guiding him, cupping his balls and squeezing them lightly.

It took Regulus only a handful of seconds more to spill down James’ throat, the car miraculously not jerking in the slightest, not even as a shiver rolled through Regulus when James pulled his mouth away.

“Did I do good for you, Da—”

“Fuck off,” Regulus said, but his cheeks were still flush, a slight tilt at the corner of his mouth, which only made James laugh—from smugness, from love. “And James?”

“Yeah, babe?” James asked, still grinning like a fool.

“Give me the map.”

Oh, shit.

They were really lost now.

This time, James didn’t bother trying to say no.